"How do I like my guys?

Well, all I can do is tell you about Bill.

                                                      I guess I love him because he's all man.

                                                      I guess I need him because he needs me.

                                                      I guess I respect him because he knows

Calculus!"

                              It's true!  Gals all over campus are "getting with" the big swing to MATH because

they realize that a guy who knows his numbers is a guy you can count on.  So why not 

	Add to your income
	Subtract dreariness from your life
	Multiply your opportunities for advancement
	Divide and conquer the girl (or guy) of your dreams

                                Sign up MATH!  You'll be glad you did.

                                And so will she.

The concept for this page taken from a National Lampoon Mini-Poster circa 1974 by Michael O'Donoghue